Why I am totally date-able…
Did you know that in the world of
high-school dating, freshman girls and senior boys have the highest chances of
successfully getting together? But their relationship usually treads between
the borders of good and just plain creepy.
If you didn’t already know that, I’m guessing you can look around your
school hallways and find the girls that are usually called “baby hoes”, just
know they didn’t get those names because of their kind hearts. So why is it,
that many senior girls are often single? One website claims it’s because
they’re “picky” and won’t give certain people a chance. Yeah, that’s probably
true because after four years of dealing with the same guys, they probably just
know what they want in a relationship. After being taught over and over again
that boys just want sex and that’s all they want, it’s amazing that girls still
date. But thinking about it that's not really true because, girls think about sex just like any guy except they will
probably lie about it or freak out that you asked them that sort of question. Besides,
if you don’t feel comfortable enough talking about sex, you most likely
shouldn’t be having it in the first place.
Chances are that if you are reading
this you are probably single. Well guess what so am I, and have been for the
past seventeen years. So instead of letting an opportunity go by, I’m just
going to tell you why I am totally date-able. Sadly I don’t think saying
“because I’m awesome,” will be convincing enough and it makes it sound like I
think too highly of myself. On a serious note, I’m not really a mean person and
I don’t have a “type”. So maybe I do
have a “type”, but let’s just say you fit it. Now sometimes music choices can
make or break a relationship, but I don’t really care what you listen to as
long as your little heart is happy. If you want to listen to Taylor Swift be my
guest. But I really don’t hate on people’s music choices but I just don’t
understand many of them, if you listen to Selena Gomez though you’re
winning.I'll pretty much listen to anything because I like giving songs a chance before I decide I absolutely hate them. I’ll sing with you, really I’m
a bad singer, but in the end I’m willing to look stupid as long as it’s fun. I
enjoy horror movies, and by enjoy I mean I like hiding behind pillows and jumping from my seat when things happen. So at least if we watch one together you can
get a good laugh because my reactions are pretty hilarious. I’m really honest, if you do something stupid, chances are
I’m going to tell you and not to make you feel dumb either. AlsoI like being right,
but I don’t mind being wrong, I’m not going to explode with anger if you know
something I don’t. Just don’t question my intelligence and I won’t question
yours.
My personality type is type B,
which means I’m pretty relaxed and easy going so at least you know I’m not
going to freak out at a drop of a dime. I’m kind of a mix between type A and B,
but I think being angry and holding grudges is a waste of time. I’m a runner, if that says something, it says
it all. I put in a lot of energy to run, which is why I really don’t get into
fights and I stay pretty relaxed. Also I
like to work out and being healthy and I am not one of those girls who complain
about their weight. If you think I’m not skinny enough, tough luck kid, go date
a toothpick. If you decide I’m worth
dating, just know I do like sarcasm but I limit it so you know how I really
feel. But I like discussions and debates, on simple things. I don’t talk
politics and I really don’t discriminate against other people’s religious
views. I like to read, which means I have patience and I’m pretty committed,
but maybe reading has nothing to do with either of those things. If you like
reading we can have discussions about books! Even though that sounds really
lame, and would probably make us losers.
I’m not afraid to say what’s on my mind or what I’m feeling, in fact if
we’re going to be losers , we will be the most amazing losers in the
world. I’d do anything for the people I
care about, and chances are, if we’re dating I probably would have to like you
at least a little bit. I'm a really, really good listener. If you called me in the middle of the night or the
middle of the day saying you needed someone to talk to I’d answer, always. If
you needed a person to lean on I’d be over in a minute. Just know I can only
bench press seventy five pounds so don’t expect to be throwing all of your
weight at me...but I would be there.
I’m a girl, so chances are you
think all girls have some crazy freak bipolar tendencies, and I’m here to tell
you that that is sometimes true. I like to keep my emotions plain and simple
and I don’t need to act sad to get people’s attention. Ask me what’s wrong and
I’ll tell you. If I say something like, “I don’t want to talk about it,” that
damn right means “I really want to talk about it and for you to listen, but I
don’t want you to think I’m annoying.” I don’t do leading people on, that crap
gets old and after a while even little kids stop chasing butterflies. I really
like laughing and I enjoy making other people laugh, but I really don't consider myself funny at all. If you laugh it’s usually when I’m not trying and my favorite thing to
see is a smile on someone’s face. If you’re smiling like a creep though, we
might need to talk.
There are many things a person can
fear, I’m probably scared of a 101 things but you’ll never know what they are
unless you ask. If you ask me for my number that’s like a guaranteed yes,
because you asked and the only other guy who has asked me was like my coaches
son. I’m a pretty good multi-tasking, I wrote this while I was working on my
English homework, aren’t I cool? You
know how when you meet someone, something about them can just stand out and you
know you like them? Well the first thing I notice about a person is their smile
and their eyes. I like guys who aren’t afraid to show emotion and I just like
happy people. But, rarely will I ever mention to a guy that they have nice
eyes, and if I do I’m either on some weird medication, or I like that person.
It really doesn’t matter what color eyes you have, although I have a favorite. I
hope my personality makes up for brown eyes because let’s face it, they’re basic.
Drama is pretty pointless, and I
don’t even like to go near it. I wouldn’t even take the class. Sure after
watching Mean Girls, I kind of wish I could see that type of drama but no, I
don’t even want to be a part of it. It get's annoying when other people get involved in personal things and that is something I don't have patience for.
They are probably many different
reasons that I’m date-able, but I’m trying not to sound too pretentious. But I
hope you found what I had to say at least a little bit interesting. This probably wasn't proof read. I try not
to bore people to death, sorry but I’m
not sorry if I did.
