Um happiness?

Let's just say my life is full of laughs. Like even when I'm sad someone could make me sad and I'd be happy like right away. It's what I guess you could call a coping mechanism. So Why don't I just talk about the things that make me laugh and question life? I was going to talk about subtweets and texting but that's not really cool enough to be it's own blog post.

1. The song 23, by Mike Will feat Wiz Kahlifa and Miley Cyrus... I heard this song when I was in a parking lot waiting for my sister one night. I pretty much turned the radio up and died laughing. I was just like wait a minute, was that Miley Cyrus. I had no idea how this musical masterpiece had been hiding from me for so long. Just kidding, it is pretty catchy. My favorite line is, "if you a lame, that's a shame, you can't hang with us," and I think I like it because I'll never be able to say that to someone with out them thinking that I'm crazy.

2.  High School bathrooms. Okay, I know this is weird but I seriously try to stay away from the bathrooms as possible. But they do provide a good laugh every once in a while. I would just like to ask, is it really necessary to block the sinks and the paper towel dispenser just so you can can stare at yourself in the mirror? I don't know how many applications of eyeliner you need to apply, but when you walk out of the bathroom looking like you just got mugged by a bunch of crayons, you need to stop. I mean I have no problem with people checking their make up every once and a while, but when I just want to wash my hands and go to class you need to move. The bathroom walls, make me laugh so much and I just wonder how people come up with these things. Sometimes it's song lyrics, other times it's  who's the most doable guy at the school or which chick is going to get her butt kicked. My favorite was "friends won't always have your back but God will," thank you for that inspiring information.

3. Fox tails . I don't understand why people wear them, and if you have no idea what I'm talking about please refer to the pictures provided. Do you know how crazy it is to look up from lunch to someone walking by with a tail on? Like is there some secret method/ meaning behind them? If I wear one will more people like me? What get's me the most is when people wear them on the side, like it's a tail it goes over your butt!! I know everyone has their own sense of style but if it involves wearing fake animal parts, maybe you should rethink your outfit, because if I'm judging you I know for a fact that at least two other people are. I'm not mean enough to post a picture of one of my classmates online though. I've seen it done and I felt so bad I had to like it. Someone just let me in on the secret already.

4. Why is it... alright for you to text me when you need something, but whenever I ask for something  you lost my number. Don't you just hate when your so called "friend" texts you out of the blue asking for something and if you can't satisfy them, you mean nothing. What makes them so special? If you have no idea what I'm talking about maybe you should evaluate the way you treat people, because it might be you who does it. I'll always want to be your friend, I'll just stop answering. Although if you give me cupcakes we can work something out.

5. My sister's desire to get my friends to not like being around me.... It's life

6. Texting, you have no idea how much I love texting. I can't stand talking on the phone, correction, I hate it. Texting always me to take time to think my answers through without an awkward silence.  Do you know how awkward it is to send the wrong person a text message, especially when it's about them? That's only happened to me about twice. But when people call me I answer and if they can't convince me to talk, I hang up. Rude I know, but don't waste my time and I won't waste yours.

Wow I had so many other things I wanted to say!!! this post will probably get changed in the near future. So for now I hopee you enjoyed this sucky one.